Adriane: did I say tomorrow?

Did I say blog tomorrow? Because obviously I meant next week. Ahah. Not that you've been any better, dear Alessie. Anyhoww say hello to Adriane, the telemarketer. Oh wow. It's disturbingly boring, but now and then it's pretty interessting. I mean there's tons of extremely weird people out there. I'm pretty good at it too - for beeing a newbie.



My love life is at this point nada, nothing. And I'm content with that. "Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without". Aw I'm so cute. Ahahah.



School is practically over. I got 6 on my exam (1-6, 6 beeing the best!) And the next few days we wont be doing anything of importance. So, HAY 2 U, summr! Speaking of summer, I finally found the perfect bikini:

Silver and cold colours is good for fairly pale skin (don't worry, I'm sunbedding like crazy here!) So no doubt I'll be the best piece of ass in the city. I'm home alone this weekend. One night will be girls night in with the creme de la creme, and the other night I'm considering having a party. Nay/yay?

Sincerely yours, Adriane :* and damn Alessie you better blog.

Adriane: Dumping the almost-bf?

Oh wow, you blogged! Finally, lol. Yes we used to talk all the time - but now I go to bed earlier and you come on later, so we never really catch eachother : but that's why we created this blog, remember? Ahah.

" But that sick thing from that guy you made out with is just NASTY. HAAHAHA. Oh well. there are WORSE things you could have gotten from him. " - Alessie

Yeah like chlamydia or something. ROFL, not that it ever went that far. And since we're already on the subject, heherm... I've figured out that I really don't like Jonas anymore - not as anything more than a friend, and now I feel awful for leading him on. I mean sure we're both playahs but I'm confused about whether he wants something more or not - well I'm just hoping that if I turn away and close my eyes, we'll drift apart and the problem will go away? Man I'd hate to have a confrontation and talk about our fucking feelings. Man, do I detest talking about feelings. He was cute and all - but just too cute, there was no connection there. Wtf, who am I to be picky anyway...

"I still dont' understand what the hype is with all this Vodka and stuff.... I mean, am I the only one who detests its... DISGUSTINGness? yuck." - Alessie

They're not drinking it for the delicious taste if you know what I mean ;D You can play the good girl all you want hun, but we all know you're not so kind in your mind. Hehe. And another short note, fuck that concert sounds awesome. Have fun! (Had fun? LOL)

So, am I finally getting a job?
You see, I sendt an email to this phone-seller company, and I am going to meet them tomorrow. And I've heard they hire practically anyone, so if I fuck this up I'll just kill myself or something. If I find out I'm a good seller it actually pays well - but who knows. I'll blog about it tomorrow.

Hot songs of the moment ahhah:
Pussycat Dolls - hot stuff
Pussycat Dolls - sway (feat. C. Aguilera!)

Also I've been posting on http://disastermb.org/ lately, it's pretty awesome if yanno what I mean.

Yours Sincerely, Addie~*

Alessie: & ANOTHER TO PATCH UP THE WOUND!

Oh Addie I just finished reading the entirety of your blogs!
Very interesting.... very very interesting.
I can't believe you have a boyfriend? almost? ish? yeah?maybe? I don't know?
You beat me!
OH man....
I'm so behind =( Gotta find a man, and gotta find a man FAST!
We're getting married together in Paris, remember? WAHAHAA!

But that sick thing from that guy you made out with is just NASTY. HAAHAHA. Oh well. there are WORSE things you could have gotten from him.

Ever feel like time is going so fast and it's not waiting for you?
I feel that right now!
I mean... I looked at the clock and it read 8:00PM. So I decided to take a break and blog and chat on msn and browse the web etc... it feels like 5 minutes has passed yet when I look at the clock now, It reads 8:54Pm :O I mean, how on Earth does thaaat happen!?

Alessie: DEAR ADDIE, SINCERELY ME

OH EM GEE. It's been EONS since I've blogged. Really lazy, I am. =( Oh man, Adz. It's been ever so long since you've updated me or I've updated you on ANYTHING. Rememebr when we used to talk practically every day? Believe it or not, I've known you for what.... almost three years now or something? =O -gasp- Brilliant, brilliant.

So I went back on Neopets some while ago to get help on my French essay. Got FLAMMEDDD by those damn rude people ahaahhaa so I went to the Newbie board and posted. Still got flamed! Neo has changed SO much! So Tom (legendxtrader) saw that I was on and neomailed me! He told me to join his guild so I did =) Not that I'm active or anything but yeahh.... at least it kept me occupied for like, 15 minutes?

School is ALMOST over for me. ALMOST. I still got a few more days to go. Everyone is showing me pictures of their proms or their trips to the cottage where they got pissed drunk BUT here I am sitting here being the angelic, perfect girl that I am =) The only alcohol I've really tried is wine every New Years. Red wine. Since it's good for the heart. I still dont' understand what the hype is with all this Vodka and stuff.... I mean, am I the only one who detests its... DISGUSTINGness? yuck.

Uhm so I got into a short-lived rift with my parents. They think that I'm lying to them and that I ride in cars with dangerous boyss and that I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd ladeelah - usual stuff. But really, my intentions are good. I mean, I admit- I do do stuff behind their backs sometimes but it's not like I do drugs or have unprotected sex or somethin' -- there are worse things I could be doing! ...right? so yeah.

Love-wise I've gone from LOTS to NONE. wahahaa oh the pitiful life of a single person! You know, Addie, I think I'm going to end up being one of those old hags with a bagillion cats and no lover =( I'm going to die lonely. On my tombstone "OLD PATHETIC HAG" will be inscribed. Actually, I met this guy......... dundundunnn he's Spanish and he's errm- 3 years older =) I think I have a fetish for men in uniform because this guy I'm talking about is a prospective police man. Welll... errr- he ASKED for my email but I didn't give it to him because I figured he's too old and he probably didn't know how old III was and if he knew, he would've ran the other way =O After all, I am ONLY sixteen.

Right now I'm realllyy tremendously busy with school (exams coming up), summer parties and work! Now that the weather is actually nice, there are actually places to go! =O SHOCKERRR.

So many movies out tooo! I recently saw Spiderman 3 and Pirates of the Carribean : At World's End. I'm going to see Shrek the Third in a little while and of course, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix next, next month. Can't waitttt. lalaaaa

Gwen Stefani + Akon concert tomorrow and guess who has tickettsss?!!?! =O!!

Can't wait to hear from you soon,
Love,
SANDRA-ALESS.

Adriane: Sick on a friday.

I remember talking to Jonas, after having made out a few times that night - and he coughed or something.
Me: you aight?
Him: sure, I'm just sick

And then I was like, you fucker! Well here I am, one week later, sick as ever. And why the heck do I have my period? It's barely been two weeks since last. So, I'm alright enough to go places, but I woke up 9:30, hadn't heard my alarm clock. And since our schedule for today on school was to play Nintento Wii (!) I (and I suppose you guessed this) stayed home.

Me and my dad went out for dinner today. After the waiter had left after taking our orders;
Dad: they know you're my daughter
Me: why?
Dad: if not they'd be grumpy at me

That love thing you know? It was so simple when I was younger. I remember the first time - I suddenly decided it was time for me to like a boy. So I looked around my classroom, and the first boy I saw I decided to like. I did so for the next two years - and for those years I got embaressed when he talked to me, and whenever someone mentioned him I'd loudly proclaim that I DID NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL.

Rihanna - Umbrella. Ah, the newest rihanna hit. I find it catchy, and most of all sort of quirky because of the name. I like umbrellas though. They're very useful. Especially if the city you live in had 80 rainy days in a row this very winter.

-Adriane. And remember, if something comes up; kill it with fire.

Adriane: OH SHI-! WE HAVE A BLOG?

I am sooo sorry, triple o's for not blogging, ahaha. We've been lazy uh? Well consider it revived! Oh man, I have a lot to tell so I'll just go on with a little of each?

So I've figured I'm a cold heartless bitch who doesn't fall in love, fair enough. Well, Mr. Bracelet has a girlfriend - I barely knew the guy anyway. Jonas and I.. well we hooked up, pretty bad if you know what I mean, this weekend and it was very cosy and all, but so thing is I don't like him anymore; There's just no... feelings there. I mean, he's very charming and such and I suppose that was the attraction. Well, so then there's the last guy from my class, Christoffer. That I've liked forever. Maybe I should go back to daydreaming about him, aww lol.

Well whatever, just like I said to Jonas once, sure I wouldn't mind a relationship, but I'm not gonna have one just to have one, gotta find someone I like first. (And then he agreed and we kind of smiled at eachother, ack, back in the days y'know <3)

Love x 7 Adriane

Adriane: Weekend Worries III

Alessie: gotta see that picture soon! And about neopets, well... I already got tired of it. Ahhaha. Neopets is made of fail and aids. Screw that.

Health and beauty-wise
Ahhah, I should really stop bothering you about whether I'm healthy or not, because clearly I will start over and over again but why would you care anymore. Sure I could say that THIS time I'll do it, but would you believe me? Well, I barely believe in myself.


Well, so about my weekend... saturday night we celebrated our friend's birthday who turned 18, and he had party at this place, riiight. My gay friend Henry had a preparty and it was all joy and luv, until me and my at this point, very drunk friend Martin decided to leave. We barely had a clue where to go, but we knew it was to the left. Haha. So we ended up going through someones garden and using their trampolina. Which wasn't that bad, but I lost my cell phone on the way. So basically, I'm screwed.

And did I meantion that I brought my other friend who didn't know any of these people? Well she got drunk in like 5 minutes. Remind me to not bring friends. I mean, until they learn how to act - ahah. And that's coming from me, geez. Oh well, at least she figured she was too drunk and called her father to pick her up.

Her father: Hehe, she had a bit too much to drink?
Me: ehehehe... yes, too much water. hehe.
Her father: hehheh.. right!
Me: heh, sorry

He did seem to be in a good mood though! :D

Anyhow, in the end we ended up at the party...
It was fun fun, and my crush from my class who I've liked like, forever, was there... and he lives sort of far away, so he never joins us at parties, so I was pretty happy to have him there and we danced a bit. Well, forgetting about that I hooked up with a cute stranger. Haha lol, I thought I was beeing really sneaky about it because I didn't want everyone to notice you know, but well... it barely worked. I wasn't the stupidest though because my friend from my class hooked up with Henry's cousin. Ahahahah.

That's all from me now, enough whoring right?

Alessie: WOOOOOOOOOO

OMGaz HI!!! HI So sorry I completely forgot about this thing.

OK SO. I'm really quite upset that I still can't remember my birthdate on Neopets LOL I knowww that you want your grey pet but I honestly can't remember!

I bought my dress (as I've mentioned earlier)-- PICTURE COMING SOOON =D & I'm plannign on buying patent black high heels avec an overcoat from H&M lalala <3

& errr wh else. ~ I'm failing chemistry!! YAY ME!

Adriane: I'm quite the jetsetter aren't I?

I've currently been healthy for 2 days. Goal: 68 days.

No, nothing special happens in 66 days - I just happened to like that number. I'd do 69 days but I don't like the sexual undertone of that. Herherm.

Well this is a short blog before I leave to Oslo (the capital of Norway, I hope you know this by know Alessie!) to visit my mom. Well... it's gonna be alright - not too excited but it's not like I don't want to go either. My friend is play NM (Norwegian Championship) in basket in Oslo this weekend too - so hopefully I'll hook up with her and go shopping with my nonexistant money. Well, my mother hasn't seen me in a while so well - let's say I'll work it as much as I can. Haha oh wow.

In other news the easter break has done well for me, and I'm really able to concentrate on school - fabolous. It seems as long as I follow my guide whenever I come home, life works out smoothly in the other aspects. So here it goes; my secret to fabolousness:

1. Clean/tidy the room
2. Do homework
3. ?????????
4. PROFIT!


Hehems. Mess in the room equals mess in the head, you know!

Adriane: Oh my god, it's been a week!

Für Alessie: OH SHI- it's snowing here too! Well when I came home from Faroe Islands that is. Herher. Oh well - summer will come soon enough.

I have currently been healthy for 0 days...
What can I say? Easter screwed up. It's not that bad though - after sunbedding today as the last day of my Easter vacation, I managed to take the wrong bus home, and ended up at a shopping mall. So I decided what the heck, I'll go try on bikinis. And yay for me, I've still god the same size in bikini bottoms, but in bikini bras I'm like 1-2 sizes bigger ;D Anyway, it was much fun and major thinspiration for me.

This is one of the bikinis I tried on. It was pretty fine but perhaps a little vulgar? I don't know - rather that than boring. I mean go big or go home, all I'm sayin'. Something cute like this for example...

DO NOT WANT! Lol. Oh well.





















Love life - hiding, but not non-existant I suppose
So after I cam home from Faroe Islands, I went down to a friends house where some people were drinking and such, nothing major, pretty fail actually. Anyway I ended up sleeping over there because I couldn't be bothered to go home. A few days after I was talking to Jonas, the boy who is one year younger who I was messing around with (well wth, he messes around with everyone. It was a weak moment!) asked what had happened and actually sounded a tad bit jealous. Oh well.

Otherwise, well I haven't seen mr. Bracelet (supersweet <3 ack, I'll write that story another time) for a while, I just wish we had the same friends or anything, but I just know him from like, three years back and we were never close. I'm such a foooool. Ta-ta, school day for me tomorrow, which means I should get some sleep.

Alessie: temaneki de sasou; kocchi kocchi, e

WOO. Awesome Birthday extravaganza.
Have funn on your trip!
&lol about the blacklisting. Here, graduating seniors just do something bad. Like last year they spray painted a huge dick at the side of the school. Then the year before that they took chickens from some dude on a farm 2hrs away and let them free on campus. HAHA. I'm graduating next year too! woo. we graduate at the same time (:

Been UNhealthy for 54154 days

This weekend is Easter weekend-- you know what it means? Yes. Four days with no school. So yesterday my friends and I drove to a mall about 1 hour away. My friend's car is so hot-- I couldn't resist. I just had to say yes. I had to lie a bit though because I knew my parents wouldn't let me drive away that far with a buncha guys and only one other girl-- in a sports car 8- SO I told 'em I was at a friend's house & they believed me. Didn't really buy anything at the mall seeing as I got FIRED from my job 8-) But I lent my friend Dan $150 cash so he can buy a new stick-shift. Hopefully I get interest -winx- ;)

So today I went to the city and met up with a buncha people. We walked around. It was snowing. In April, yes. Snow in April. Ridiculous. We had fun, though ;) My friend Jennifer invited me to her bigass birthday party later this month (?) She's a rich bitch lol iono what to get her :P I mean... what do you get a girl that has EVERYTHING? There's gonna be lotsa guys, lotsa food and an open bar. chYEA baby (!!) Gotta buy a new outfit for this one.

Tomorrow I think I'll just chill at home and PERHAPS clean my room or do my laundry but I doubt it :P Oh man. I try not to go on MSN too much but it never works haha. I always end up going on anyways.

Adriane: Birthday Week Extraordinaire

Für Alessie: Oh gosh he asked you out? How flattering you know. It's not bad, even though he's a conceited dickhead! I mean I want people to want me all the time, even though I want them. Just for the appreciation I suppose, hahaha.

I've currently been healthy for 7 days!

Anyhow this week has been crazy birthday week. There was birthdays on Monday, Tuesday, two on Wednesday, on Thursday and today (Friday) I'm going to a birthday party for the girl who had birthday on Monday. So basically, this comes at a super unconvenient time, because I'm almost broke as usual, and I need money for the presents and I need money for me and my friends dinner party tomorrow and then I need money for my easter trip to visit my cousin. Hehhh.

Did I mention dinner party? Well you remember I was talking about making dinners last week - and this inspired one of my best mates who's in my class, Martin, to also make dinners. So we decided to have a dinner party at the beginning of easter, for six people including us, and then afterwards have a regular party at his house. It better be fabolous.

Sure we're kind of strange aren't we? Lol, each year the graduates in Norway go pretty wild for a month or two at the end of the year, and they have all these blablabal things (I'm not going into details here, it's pretty complicated, perhaps next year when I'm graduation!) and so they make a blacklist of people they're going to "get" when they're beeing russes (basically a russ = a graduate, this sounds incredibly stupid in English) and me and my friend Martin were blacklisted as "lame married couple" ROFL. Oh well, it's all fun and joy though.

This was all for the evening, have a great weekend and I'll try to blog before I travel! I'll be gone from Sunday to Friday, perhaps I'll have internet access there.

Alessie: April showers bring May flowers =)

Well it's not really April YET but it will be-- this Sunday! WOO
Okay so I'm officially FAILING LIFE. ugh.
Namely in school... I'm doing not as well as I hoped for Chemistry, especially and ughh my parents' are gonna kill me when they see my marks, y0. What am I gonna do?! :'( AHH. I hate this.

So tomorrow I have no school but I DO have work & I got the graveyard shift ; ) So during the day I'm going to watch some movies, try to do better in school, etc :P Yesterday, instead of studying, I watched 300 (do you know that movie?) It's about some sexy Spartans with killer abs and their sexy king, Leonidas fighting against a homosexual 'god' Xerxes's Persian army. Pretty sexy movie. Especially the part where Leonidas seeks an oracle who is-- and I quote 'a druken adolescent girl'. The oracle then has a very long orgasm shown on screen. & oh man. don't even get me started with the sex scene. This movie is basically porn, I tell you, PORN. But backed up with historical 'fact' ; )

ANYWAY, aside from watching porn, I've just been doing regular things that I do on weekdays, you know, school, work, sleep, eat, etc... right now our entire city has day off for senior highschoolers tomorrow (Thursday) = there's so many parties going on tonight! so i might hit up one of them sooon. hopefully there's dancing and good food teeheee. hrm. i wonder what i should wear =O

Oh! So my trip to Cali this year has been confirmed =D So that means I'm going for sure ; ) So excited, baby. Should be the BOMB. Beaches, shopping, nightlife oh man.

Remember Richard? Soo he's been talking to me so often on MSN lately! (I know him in real-life, of course) But he got kicked out of school for some reason and ahh. his life is currently a mess, he's telling me. Adriane, AHH he asked me on a date. A date! Ewww. I told him I didn't want to go and he's like 'Oh. okay. I'll ask you some other time when you're feeling better' WHAT THE HELL!? Feeling better? :S I really, really don't like him :'( He's conceited && gross *sniff* how do I tell him I just want to be friends? LOL. I think he thinks I'm playing hard to get but really, I'm not.

k sorry if this is getting boring lol so this summer I'm going to be working at the Hot Spot ; ) I think I've told youuu. I met my manager, his name is Sean. Pisses the living daylights out of me. He's gay. Acts so disgustingly girlish, I just wanna punch his face. He wears MASCARA for goodness' sake. MASCARA. That's just messed up right there ugh. & he has the potential to be a hot GUY-- yet he chooses to be a girl x_x For my ID card picture, he didn't even tell me when he was going to take it. So I therefore looked like a fucking moron staring into the wrong spot. LOL and I don't know... just something about his personality really ticks me off.

Gonna go outside now and soak up the sunnn!! XOX

Adriane: Spring is here!

Für Alessandra: No no, I don't smoke, have never tried and I don't intend to. My closest call was when a friend of mine had had these sexy cigarettes from Paris, they were so slim and all. But I didn't! And no I haven't gone clubbing, I can't really get in anywhere. Although when I'm turning 18 in November (and you better know which!) I will. Or as we like to say it here in Norway, go out on the town.

It's funny, when you're in the city at daytime, you're "in the city". When you're in the city at nighttime, clubbing, you're "on the city". Hehe.

Ohwell, today was a delightful day. We all know the first day of spring, it's sunny and everyone's happy and smiling and life is getting better, you're making plans for the summer and just generally enjoying yourself. Well, so I just HAD to eat an icecream to celebrate this, so therefore:

I've currently been healthy for 0 days! Yay!

Although I promise I'm going to be healthy for at least 30 days from now on. Count with me! Herhehr. Anyway. So why do girls use makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink! Touchè.

Alessandra: Liverwurst candy

I think you should definitely limit your alcohol intake, Adriane. I mean, yeah-- everyone does it but it fucks up your liver = not good. tsk. Aww. Cute stories about the young'ins; it's so obvious they just want to get in your pants ;) But I'll take 'em! HEHEHE

*Nono I don't think I'm obssesed with love. It was just a dream after all. Just a dream LOL. I don't like either of them.

ANYWAY, yeah so basically I'm going through my boring weekday phase right now as well. Yesterday I didn't get home from work until midnight. My parents got kind of upset because they think I'm neglecting my schoolwork but meh; we're having a school trip to England/Ireland next year and I have to save up ;)

So my friend today was telling me about how he liked a friend of a friend of mine because she was so hot and I was like... inquiring who etc... then he goes 'well okay, I'll tell you but I don't really like her anymore' and I go 'oh. why not?' and then he says, 'because her name is Sooki'.
I was laughing SO HARD, you can't even imagine LOL. Boys can be as shallow as a puddle of spit. I mean-- who stops liking a girl because of her name? :S!

Did I tell you how you remind me of my friend Amanda? Well you do. Personality-wise and stuff. Except she smokes and you don't (I think?? LOL). Anyway, have you ever gone clubbing? I think you'll REALLY enjoy it ;)